Look, I don’t give a rat’s ass about these fake pronouns people are coming up with. It’s like they’re playing a game of make-believe, and they expect us all to play along. How the hell are we supposed to know what someone’s “ze” or “zir” or “they” or whatever the fuck they want to be called? It’s like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube…Read More

“Listen here, you bunch of hairy ball sacks. You’re asking me about liberals from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s versus today, and let me tell you, the world has changed a lot since then. Back in my day, we were fighting against the Vietnam War, for civil rights, and against the establishment. We were real radicals, man.

But now? Now these so-called…Read More

Listen up you harry ball sacks, if Trump were to be arrested and indicted by a rogue DA who ran on a platform of taking down Trump, it would be a complete and utter farce. And if the charges were related to paying off a porn star, well, that’s just fucking ridiculous. It’s not like Trump is the first politician to pay off a hooker, and it…Read More