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  • [The episode begins with the Scorpions flying through space on their guitar-shaped spaceship, the Rock-It-Express. Suddenly, they hear a loud and familiar sound coming from the distance.]

    Klaus: What’s that noise? It sounds like someone’s rocking out!

    Rudolf: Let’s check it out. Maybe there’s a space party going on!

    [As they get closer,…Read More

  • [Scene opens with the Scorpions flying through space in their guitar-shaped spaceship, the Rock-It-Express]

    Klaus: We’re almost at our next gig. This planet is known for having the wildest crowds in the galaxy.

    Rudolf: I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when we start shredding!

    Matthias: Hold on, something’s not right. The ship’s…Read More

  • [Scene opens with the Scorpions in their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they travel through space]

    Klaus: “Man, I’m starving. We’ve been travelling for hours without any decent food.”

    Matthias: “I agree. I could use a nice big wiener schnitzel and a cold beer right about now.”

    Pawel: “Do you guys think we’ll find a good place to eat…Read More

  • [The scene opens with the Scorpions on their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they prepare for their next concert in the multiverse]

    Klaus: Alright guys, we’re about to land in the multiverse. Are you ready for the biggest concert of our lives?

    Rudolf: You bet we are! I can’t wait to see all the different versions of ourselves in the…Read More

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    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions flying through space in their guitar-shaped spaceship, the Rock-It-Express]

      Klaus: This is incredible, guys! I can’t believe we’re traveling through the multiverse. The inspiration is endless.

      Matthias: You’re right, Klaus. This is the ultimate journey for a rock band.

      Pawel: Look out, we’re getting zapped by…Read More

  • [Scene opens with the Scorpions in their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, cruising through space]

    Klaus: Guys, this has been an amazing tour. We’ve played to fans all over the galaxy!

    Rudolf: Yeah, and we’ve had some pretty wild adventures along the way.

    Matthias: Remember that time we battled that space monster on Zorgon IV?

    Pawel: And…Read More

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    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions on their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they travel through space]

      Klaus: This tour has been amazing so far!

      Rudolf: Yeah, but what’s up with Pawel? He’s been acting strange lately.

      Matthias: What do you mean?

      Rudolf: Well, his girlfriend has been calling him non-stop, and he’s been dodging her…Read More

  • Scorpions In Space:

    [Scene opens with the Scorpions onboard their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they cruise through space]

    Klaus: Alright, boys! We’re making great time on this tour of the galaxy!

    Rudolf: Yeah, but it’s pretty quiet out here. Where’s all the excitement?

    Matthias: Be careful what you wish for, Rudolf. You never know what…Read More

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    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions aboard their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they embark on a space adventure]

      Klaus: Alright boys, let’s rock this galaxy!

      Matthias: We’re ready to roll, Klaus!

      Rudolf: I can’t wait to see what this adventure holds!

      [As they journey through space, they suddenly spot a small spaceship approaching…Read More

    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions aboard their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they prepare for their intergalactic tour with new member Pawel Maciwoda]

      Klaus: Alright, guys! Get ready to rock the galaxy!

      Matthias: This is going to be one hell of a ride!

      Rudolf: Can’t wait to see what kind of adventures we get into this time!

      Pawel: I’m…Read More

    • [The episode opens with the Scorpions flying in their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, through an asteroid belt]

      Klaus: Alright, guys, keep your eyes peeled for any signs of the evil record corporation’s headquarters.

      Matthias: It’s got to be around here somewhere.

      Pawel: I’m just glad you guys rescued me from the last time we encountered those…Read More

    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions in their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, traveling through space on their tour]

      Klaus: Alright, boys, another gig in the bag! Time to relax and enjoy the ride!

      Rudolf: Yeah, and we’ve got a few days off before our next show. I could use a cold one.

      Matthias: Sounds good to me. Let’s take a break and explore this…Read More

    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions in their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, flying through space]

      Klaus: Alright boys, we’ve got a show on the other side of the galaxy, let’s get this show on the road!

      Matthias: I just finished working on a new song, let’s give it a listen!

      [Rudolf, Pawel, and Klaus nod their heads in agreement as Matthias starts…Read More

    • [Scene opens with the Scorpions on board the Rock-It-Express, hurtling through space]

      Klaus: Alright, boys, we’re coming up on the sun. Let’s steer clear of that thing!

      Matthias: I’m trying to adjust the trajectory, but something’s wrong with the ship’s engines!

      Pawel: I think I know what the problem is. Let me take a look.

      [As Pawel goes to…Read More

  • Title: Scorpions in Space

    Opening Scene: The Scorpions are performing in a packed stadium on Earth, when they suddenly receive a message from an alien planet inviting them to perform at an intergalactic music festival.

    Act 1: The Scorpions blast off into space in a spaceship shaped like a guitar, along with their trusty robot companion,…Read More

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