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As the Scorpions were traveling through the multiverse in their guitar-shaped spaceship, they suddenly found themselves in an unfamiliar territory. Looking out the window, they saw a giant starship approaching them.

Rudolf: “What the… is that a Starfleet vessel?”

Klaus: “Looks like it. But how is that even possible?”

As the starship…Read More

[The episode begins with the Scorpions flying through space on their guitar-shaped spaceship, the Rock-It-Express. Suddenly, they hear a loud and familiar sound coming from the distance.]

Klaus: What’s that noise? It sounds like someone’s rocking out!

Rudolf: Let’s check it out. Maybe there’s a space party going on!

[As they get closer,…Read More

[Scene opens with the Scorpions flying through space in their guitar-shaped spaceship, the Rock-It-Express]

Klaus: We’re almost at our next gig. This planet is known for having the wildest crowds in the galaxy.

Rudolf: I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when we start shredding!

Matthias: Hold on, something’s not right. The ship’s…Read More

[Scene opens with the Scorpions in their spaceship, the Rock-It-Express, as they travel through space]

Klaus: “Man, I’m starving. We’ve been travelling for hours without any decent food.”

Matthias: “I agree. I could use a nice big wiener schnitzel and a cold beer right about now.”

Pawel: “Do you guys think we’ll find a good place to eat…Read More